Kenny

The "dirt poor", perverted kid that dies every episode. Kenny's hood is on too tight so we can't understand what he says to see what Kenny says click here.

Stan

The kid whose sister kicks his ass. Stan has a girl friend named Wendy but, he throws up every time he sees her. Stan has a gay dog and is the quarterback of the South Park Cows.

Cartman

Fat-ass, I mean Cartman who makes you say when you see him say "Damn thats a fat ass". He claims he's big bonedbut he's obiosly fat. His Mother is a hermaphridite so she is acculy his father who he recieves all the food he needs and more.

Kyle

The Jewish kid whose Mom ruins everything. Kyle is ussaly the one making fun of Cartmans weight, Kyle also announces Kennys Death and has a baby brother Ike who was kidnapped by aliens.

Chef- The Chef from South Park elementy always has advise for the children. Lots of times this advise comes in the form of a song. Click here to see 101 people chef has had sex with.

Jesus- Host of Jesus and Pals a popular South Park show. Oh yeah he's also the son of God.

Jimbo- Stans Uncle and owner of the town gun store.

Ned- Jimbos side kick Ned has a very strange voice.

Mr. Garrison- The childrens teacher who talks to his puppet all day long.

Mr. Hat- Mr. Garrisons puppet, Mr. hat needs to lay off the booze.

Mrs. Crabtree- The cranky bus driver who has a bird living in her hair.

Ike- Kyles baby brother. Click here to hear kick the Baby

Big Gay Al- Big gay guy that takes Stan on a boatride.

Kyle's Mom- Super bitch, Kyles mom ruins everything.

Mayor- The mayor of South Park concerned more about the next election then the town of South Park.

Cartmans Dad- A hermaphrodite that appeared on the cover of Crackwhore magizine.

Pip- annoying little British kid

Officar Barbrady- Only Police officar in South Park and easily the dumbest person in town.

Shelly- Stans sister who often kicks his Ass.

Wendy- Stan's girlfriend, he pukes every time he sees her.